Staying online for hours doing nothing
Sunday, July 29, 2007
-7:16 AM
The life and lies of eujoe.
1.) I lied when I said I was 180cm
2.) I lied when I said I had 19 girlfriends
3.) I lied when I said I have an ebay account
4.) I lied when I said I didn't love you
5.) I lied when I told you I studied for the exam
6.) I lied when I said I play defense, not attack
7.) I lied when I said I know how to play chess
8.) I lied when I said I weighed 45 kilos
9.) I lied when I said I watch ' The Apprentice'
10.) I lied when I said my favourite team was Man Utd
11.) I lied when I said having sex before marriage was bad
12.) I lied when I said Malaysian football was good
13.) I lied when I said DOTA was good
14.) I lied when I said he was the best boyfriend you could ever have
15.) I lied when I said I didn't care whether you brought porn for me or not
16.) I lied when I said your singing was awesome
17.) I lied when I said condoms was the best creation there was
18.) I lied when I said my lifelong dream was to have a threesome
19.) I lied when I said I wanted to be someone special
20.) I lied when I said endangered animals meant something to me
21.) I lied when I said I'd cut my hair on Saturday
22.) I lied when I said I was sorry I saw your balls in the toilet
23.) I lied when I said I was not looking forward to dancing with you on prom night
24.) I lied when I said this country was not corrupted
25.) I lied when I said your cooking was good
26.) I lied when I said Malaysian football was...oh yeah
27.) I lied when I said you were wasting your time reading this shit.
I was lying about those lies. Sorry, boredom. Sunday night blues.
Saturday, July 21, 2007
-10:47 AM
Sorry for the lack of updates. Been extremely busy with the large chunk of shit SAM placed on me.
Maths common test,
Psychology presentation,
Econs essay. Damn! Anyways, I'll let the pictures explain how the week went.

The wisdom of SAM students

Mel 'working' on her ESL essay

Thomas the model camwhoring

Again ><

Anna in pampers
I have more pictures but blogger is frustrating. I've got several pictures from the modelling contest thingy, but I'm lazy to upload em. Will do it soon =)
Charity fair is on Tuesday. Can't wait! Also, I have NOT finished reading HP7, so all you assholes out there who have finished, shut the fuck up!
Thank you also to the people who bothered bout my birthday. Here's a list of people who made my day.
Appreciation thread - mom, dad, aunty sook, derek, su yen, yvonne, keefy, SB, ker lei, numtu, sang yung, yi may, ke xin,
yee wan, yen ping,chooi yen, lee min, anna, lydia, ''yee chien'', ei leen, yan ming, elaine,
michelle yap, michelle yap, rachel, yu li, hong khai, tiffany, jason, pei ru, yen shian zhun kit, thomas , tien keat, yunz, pei xia, melanie, L4 people, andrew, kah chong, evonne,
sonia, pei min, see wei, kee tat, michelle liew, li ling, le ying, jun jie, patricia
Sorry if I've left out anybody! THANK YOU!
Monday, July 16, 2007
-8:06 AM
Change,
Everything you are
And everything you were
Your number has been called
Fights, battles have begun
Revenge will surely come
Your hard times are ahead
Best,
You've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
And you use this chance to be heard
Your time is now
Change,
Everything you are
And everything you were
Your number has been called
Fights and battles have begun
Revenge will surely come
Your hard times are ahead
Best,
You've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
And you use this chance to be heard
Your time is now
Don't,
Let yourself down
Don't let yourself go
Your last chance has arrived
Best,
You've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
And you use this chance to be heard
Your time is now
Friday, July 13, 2007
-8:04 PM
I wanna vent my anger and frustration. So I called my neighbour to come out & play some football. Here's how it went..
Joe : Hello, is Qi Hong there?
xxx : Er..pu chai.
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toot toot toot.BUGGER SHE JUST HUNG UP! DULAN-NESS!Guess I'll go back to sleep. Monday I love you.
-2:45 AM
Gloomy Sunday, gloomy Friday its all the same. I fucking hate this Friday.
The day went well till he decided I'm going out too much. Dammit can't you tell me earlier? I was anticipating the fucking outing for the whole day. OK-its just a regular outing but still I wanna go out instead of staying home for the whole fucking day.
I just want to go to sleep for the next 3 days & wake up on Monday.
To all my friends who gave a shit about how I felt today, thank you =) touched. Also I wanna apologise for being quite cold towards you guys la. Sorry! And sorry I ffk-ed you guys at the last minute.
Going to sleep now. Wake me up when Sunday ends ~
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
-7:22 PM
The title says it all but unfortunately, I'm not. I really don't see the point in taking this totally worthless subject, even our Legals teacher thinks its totally useless. Blame the government XD
Anyway, I'm currently in the library. Came here with the intention to study LAN, but got distracted by football websites & stuff. Sigh..
Exam gonna start in half an hour, thankfully its all objective. Gonna sit with someone who has studied =p
Liverpool have confirmed the signing of Yossi Benayoun (!) and my dad's first reaction : Whoaah Rafa sign another drug addict. ><

To those who wanna watch Copa Finals at Jason's place confirm fast. PS : This goes out to ex-CHS people la, college friends not invited =p
Here are the details ; Venue : Jasons hse in Kajang
Time : Game starts (according to Jason ) at 4.30 am, so we prolly go the day before
Date : July 16th , so confirm ASAP!
-8:28 AM
''I used to think that being lazy was bad, so I stopped thinking.'' - Kam Jiu Hwei
Stupid mofo because you said that, I laughed and Shoba marah us. Knnccb
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
-9:47 AM
EU JOE
this ass... damn freaking horny... the most dirty in the class... especially in the mind... don noe wat shit porn he watches on the net... damn shit this fella... like's yvonne... some girl in taylors... but i think he's way off her league lah... errr... got very long hair... likes long sleeve n short pants n levi's shoes... my old style... hehehe... likes the song i caught fire by THE USED... sings it until very terrible... bird flying halfway oso drop n die cos kena stroke man... yeeeee... errr... generally a very horny person... but very good oso lah... he just 1s a suitable girl for him... girls... can lah... quite good choice... think about it... don take into account of is bad attributes, just the good... tht means only got a few attributes lah but its good enough ok... hahaha... OOOOHHHH... DRIVE A HONDA CIVIC... ahhh... very ka-ching oso... the civic is the girl-winner item... hehe... girls, i'm just kidding... i'm not degrading u all... 1 more thing... he's like me... LIVERPOOL FAN... kau kau... more than me oso... i like liverpool, he dies for liverpool... crazy shit... he loves football... he's really makan bola minum bola tidur bola... i moderate...
This was posted by Thomas on his blog (see my links), this is what he thinks of me! OMFG + LMFAO = WTF whhooops sorrry lame.
Anyways, you guys judge yourself la whether he's telling the truth, or he's just full of bull. You can choose to lie to protect me if you want =p
-9:02 AM
Sorry people for the inconvenience. I really like Xanga, but I had difficulties doing several stuff so I moved over to blogspot. =) still getting used to it tho.
Anyways its getting late, gotta go sleep. Class tomorrow zzz
Quick update : my lobster died ><
Monday, July 9, 2007
-10:17 AM
Must...focus...on...econs...MUST...FOCUS...ON....ECONS... SHOOIT JUST WASTED 19 SECONDS ON THIS BULL. XD WELCOME TO MY LIFE!
Ricardo Quaresma is all set to join Liverpool ( F365 )
Quaresma deals on hold ( tribalfootball )
Who to believe? Lousy gossips.
We got a kick-ass econs test coming up tomorrow, and I'm wasting even more time here. Someone help meee!
I need a girlfriend to control me =p
ALL YOU SINGLE LADIES OUT THERE COME GRAB YOU'RE HOT STUFF!

Hot stuff being flanked by 2 hotties XD

Hot stuff posing with 'Birdies' shades

P.S : being conceited now. Don't criticize me yah!

STUDY ECONS LA WHOEVER READING THIS! PFFFT
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Want good music? This is the bomb! Disenchanted - My Chemical Romance, piano version. Damn kao soothing.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WbqSfI-Rc7o ; this guy damn awesome. Inspiring me to wanna take up piano lessons.
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There's No 'I' In Team - Taking Back Sunday
Well I can't regret,
(can't you just forget it?)
I started something I couldn't finish
(And if we go down, we go down together)
best friends means,
(well best friends means)
And I've got a twenty-dollar bill
that says you're up late night starting
(fist fights versus fences in your backyard)
Wearing your black eye like a badge of honor
(Soaking in sympathy)
from friends who never loved you
(nearly half as much as me)
Broken down in bars and bathrooms
All I did was what I had to
Don't believe me when I tell you
("it's just what anyone would do")
Take the time to talk about it
Think a lot and live without it
Don't believe me when I tell you
("it's something unforgivable")
Well I can't regret,
(can't you just forget it?)
I started something I couldn't finish
If we go down, we go down together
(best friends means)
(well best friends means)
And you never knew
(well I never told you)
Everything I know about breaking hearts
(I learnt from you, it's true)
I've never done it with the style and grace you have
But I've made lots of plans
(based on these mistakes)
Broken down in bars and bathrooms
All I did was what I had to
Don't believe me when I tell you
("it's just what anyone would do")
Take the time to talk about it
Think a lot and live without it
Don't believe me when I tell you
("it's something unforgivable")
Is this what you call tact?
I swear you're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back
so let's end this call,
and end this conversation
there's nothing worse...
(that's right he said,)
[Have another drink and drive yourself home.]
I swear, you have no idea
(That's right he said it)
[I hope there's ice on all the roads.]
The jealousy that became me thinking
(That's right he said)
[And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt,]
that you always had it way too easy
[And again when your head goes through the windshield.]
Broken down in bars and bathrooms
All I did was what I had to
Don't believe me when I tell you
("it's just what anyone would do")
Take the time to talk about it
Think a lot and live without it
Don't believe me when I tell you
("it's something unforgivable")
Best friends means I pulled the trigger
Best friends means you get what you deserve
[x5]
Best friend thinks I pulled the trigger
Best friend thinks you get what you deserve
Saturday, July 7, 2007
-3:30 AM
Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders. He calls the first explorer to the front of the tribe and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well the explorer doesn't want to die, so he opts for booka. The tribe starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. the cheif then rips the explorers pants off and fucks him in the ass.
The cheif calls the second explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well not wanting to die either, he opts for booka. The tribe again starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. The cheif rips the second guys pants off and fucks him in the ass.
The chief calls the third explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well the third guy has a little more self respect and thinks death would be better than being violated in front of hundreds of tribesman, so he opts for death. The chief turns to the tribe and screams "DEATH BY BOOKA!"
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
-10:30 AM
=( The reports have been confirmed. King Luis has left Liverpool. =( =( I'll miss you. Thank you for all the memorable flicks, and the AMAZING goal against Juve. I still have dreams about it. =)
Oh Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He comes from Barca
To bring us joy.
He's 5-foot 7
He's football heaven
Oh please don't take our Luis away.
*sang to the tune of You Are My Sunshine*

A late dedication post to another beloved Anfield hero, God. To Liverpool fans, our God is none other than Robbie Fowler -9-
They should retire that number. Don't play play weh, the 4th highest scorer in the EPL.
I MISS YOU!

The ONLY Red God
And the last dedication goes out to our Istanbul hero, Mr Wobbly-Legs : Jerzy Dudek!
Without you, we won't be having Ol' Big Ears in our trophy room. And the amazing double save against the old Sheva. You amaze me. =)

YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE. ONCE A RED, ALWAYS A RED.
All the best guys. We'll definately miss your football. However, on a happier note, this lad is gonna be banging in goals for us. I hope..

F.Torres
Monday, July 2, 2007
-10:24 AM
This entry goes out to all road users , termed 'legal neighbours' by Wendy L. :p heh..Wendy.
Anyway, guys on the road, focus! Don't mess with your iPod, radio, mp3 etc or risk making an old lady pissed.
Time : 6.20 pm
Location : Sri Petaling Area
Guilty party : Me
I drive along this stretch of road EVERYDAY to college, so, being the smartass that I am, I thought I knew the road perfectly well. So, as I approached the traffic light, I started to slow down. Then, the fucking iPod played Kiss The Girl - Ashley Tisdale. OMFG KNN WHY THE FUCK IS THAT SONG IN MY IPOD IN THE FIRST PLACE!? So quickly, I reached for it and fumbled to change the song. The next thing I know, I looked up, and again - OMFG KNN WHY THE FUCK IS THE CAR IN FRONT SO CLOSE?!
Cepat-cepat I tekan brek to try & avoid the unavoidable - WHAM!
Lucky Honda provided me with pretty decent brakes, the damage was only a small SMALL scratch. HOWEVER, the worst was yet to come.
KNN old lady came down from her CRV, glare kao me, and motioned for me to go down. So I thought, hey old lady only mar, chill lar. So I drove to the side, parked behind her car and went down. First thing she said :
'' Wah boy, where you get license ah? Buy ah?''
'' No la, Surfine.'' (still got cheek =p )
'' You drive like that also they give you license? Aiyo..''
'' Sorry la aunty - ''
'' WHAT YOU CALLED ME?! AUNTY?'' (omg knn stupid lady so sensitive)
'' Err...? HUH? ''
'' Don't EVER CALL ME AUNTY! BE THANKFUL I'M NOT GOING TO REPORT THIS''
'' Sorry..I didn't know..''
By then, I was starting to get annoyed. SO WHAT IF I CALLED YOU AUNTY? YOU DAMN HOT NOW IS IT?!
'' You see you, youngster like you think got car very big already can simply drive so fast. ''
'' But minor scratch only worr.''
'' Big scratch small scratch all the same, I still must go shop to fix. Waste my time only.''
'' Sorry..'' ( I was SINCERELY SORRY )
'' Sorry won't help. This thing will probably cost around 30 bucks.''
''

''
'' Or you prefer me to call your parents to settle? ''
WAH OLD LADY ALSO KNOW HOW TO THREATEN. WELCOME TO MALAYSIA
'' Fine. Here you go. '' *hands over 30bucks*
'' Next time, be careful when you drive on the road you might have hurt someone. Blablablablabla ''
WTF STILL GOT MOOD TO LECTURE. I was beginning to get annoyed.
'' - blablabla. OK? ''
'' Yea.''
'' Alright la then, I don't wanna hold you up anymore. See you next time.''
SHIT YOU LAR SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
As a conclusion, yes I admit its my fault for fiddling with the iPod but spare me the lecture next time. Now I know NOT to mess with anything else next time I'm driving. So to all my fellow drivers, to avoid spending 30 bucks on a lecture, PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD!
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(I'm over HER). Loving The Alien - Velvet Revolver
Sometimes I think I'm scared
Sometimes I know
I feel like making love
Sometimes I don't
I feel like letting go
Maybe not
I feel like giving up
Is all we got
Sometimes is all the time
And never means maybe
Sometimes is all the time
Maybe
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
(Sometimes I feel alone)
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
Sometimes I make believe
When we're alone
Machines have taken hold
Can you get me to a telephone
It's just the little things
You used to see
Am I still that man who makes you who you want to be
Sometimes is all the time
And never means maybe
Sometimes is all the time
Maybe
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
(Sometimes I feel alone)
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
I never noticed
How lovely were the aliens
Lovely were the aliens
I never noticed
How lovely were the aliens
Lovely were the aliens
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
(Sometimes I feel alone)
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
(Sometimes I feel alone)
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving... on