Staying online for hours doing nothing
Sunday, July 29, 2007
-7:16 AM
The life and lies of eujoe.
1.) I lied when I said I was 180cm
2.) I lied when I said I had 19 girlfriends
3.) I lied when I said I have an ebay account
4.) I lied when I said I didn't love you
5.) I lied when I told you I studied for the exam
6.) I lied when I said I play defense, not attack
7.) I lied when I said I know how to play chess
8.) I lied when I said I weighed 45 kilos
9.) I lied when I said I watch ' The Apprentice'
10.) I lied when I said my favourite team was Man Utd
11.) I lied when I said having sex before marriage was bad
12.) I lied when I said Malaysian football was good
13.) I lied when I said DOTA was good
14.) I lied when I said he was the best boyfriend you could ever have
15.) I lied when I said I didn't care whether you brought porn for me or not
16.) I lied when I said your singing was awesome
17.) I lied when I said condoms was the best creation there was
18.) I lied when I said my lifelong dream was to have a threesome
19.) I lied when I said I wanted to be someone special
20.) I lied when I said endangered animals meant something to me
21.) I lied when I said I'd cut my hair on Saturday
22.) I lied when I said I was sorry I saw your balls in the toilet
23.) I lied when I said I was not looking forward to dancing with you on prom night
24.) I lied when I said this country was not corrupted
25.) I lied when I said your cooking was good
26.) I lied when I said Malaysian football was...oh yeah
27.) I lied when I said you were wasting your time reading this shit.
I was lying about those lies. Sorry, boredom. Sunday night blues.
