Staying online for hours doing nothing
Monday, July 2, 2007
-10:24 AM
This entry goes out to all road users , termed 'legal neighbours' by Wendy L. :p heh..Wendy.
Anyway, guys on the road, focus! Don't mess with your iPod, radio, mp3 etc or risk making an old lady pissed.
Time : 6.20 pm
Location : Sri Petaling Area
Guilty party : Me
I drive along this stretch of road EVERYDAY to college, so, being the smartass that I am, I thought I knew the road perfectly well. So, as I approached the traffic light, I started to slow down. Then, the fucking iPod played Kiss The Girl - Ashley Tisdale. OMFG KNN WHY THE FUCK IS THAT SONG IN MY IPOD IN THE FIRST PLACE!? So quickly, I reached for it and fumbled to change the song. The next thing I know, I looked up, and again - OMFG KNN WHY THE FUCK IS THE CAR IN FRONT SO CLOSE?!
Cepat-cepat I tekan brek to try & avoid the unavoidable - WHAM!
Lucky Honda provided me with pretty decent brakes, the damage was only a small SMALL scratch. HOWEVER, the worst was yet to come.
KNN old lady came down from her CRV, glare kao me, and motioned for me to go down. So I thought, hey old lady only mar, chill lar. So I drove to the side, parked behind her car and went down. First thing she said :
'' Wah boy, where you get license ah? Buy ah?''
'' No la, Surfine.'' (still got cheek =p )
'' You drive like that also they give you license? Aiyo..''
'' Sorry la aunty - ''
'' WHAT YOU CALLED ME?! AUNTY?'' (omg knn stupid lady so sensitive)
'' Err...? HUH? ''
'' Don't EVER CALL ME AUNTY! BE THANKFUL I'M NOT GOING TO REPORT THIS''
'' Sorry..I didn't know..''
By then, I was starting to get annoyed. SO WHAT IF I CALLED YOU AUNTY? YOU DAMN HOT NOW IS IT?!
'' You see you, youngster like you think got car very big already can simply drive so fast. ''
'' But minor scratch only worr.''
'' Big scratch small scratch all the same, I still must go shop to fix. Waste my time only.''
'' Sorry..'' ( I was SINCERELY SORRY )
'' Sorry won't help. This thing will probably cost around 30 bucks.''
''

''
'' Or you prefer me to call your parents to settle? ''
WAH OLD LADY ALSO KNOW HOW TO THREATEN. WELCOME TO MALAYSIA
'' Fine. Here you go. '' *hands over 30bucks*
'' Next time, be careful when you drive on the road you might have hurt someone. Blablablablabla ''
WTF STILL GOT MOOD TO LECTURE. I was beginning to get annoyed.
'' - blablabla. OK? ''
'' Yea.''
'' Alright la then, I don't wanna hold you up anymore. See you next time.''
SHIT YOU LAR SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
As a conclusion, yes I admit its my fault for fiddling with the iPod but spare me the lecture next time. Now I know NOT to mess with anything else next time I'm driving. So to all my fellow drivers, to avoid spending 30 bucks on a lecture, PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD!
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(I'm over HER). Loving The Alien - Velvet Revolver
Sometimes I think I'm scared
Sometimes I know
I feel like making love
Sometimes I don't
I feel like letting go
Maybe not
I feel like giving up
Is all we got
Sometimes is all the time
And never means maybe
Sometimes is all the time
Maybe
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
(Sometimes I feel alone)
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
Sometimes I make believe
When we're alone
Machines have taken hold
Can you get me to a telephone
It's just the little things
You used to see
Am I still that man who makes you who you want to be
Sometimes is all the time
And never means maybe
Sometimes is all the time
Maybe
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
(Sometimes I feel alone)
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
I never noticed
How lovely were the aliens
Lovely were the aliens
I never noticed
How lovely were the aliens
Lovely were the aliens
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
(Sometimes I feel alone)
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
(Sometimes I feel alone)
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving on
And I'm moving... on