Staying online for hours doing nothing
Friday, October 10, 2008
-12:46 PM
3 weeks here, and I've done a fair bit of shopping for essentials. But today, I realized I'm missing a crucial item. My 'shit book'.
What the fuck is a shit book, you ask?
A shit book is something most of you probably have too. Its the book you read when you're taking a dump. For me, back in Malaysia my shit book was a biography of a handicapped man, who made it big in sports.This may come as a surprise to many of you but yes, I DO READ! I've read the book over and over again, from his early days of how he dealt with life as a handicapped person - being ridiculed in school, discriminated and his difficulty of coping with life all the way till he succeded in tennis. Its a real eye opener, and makes taking a hard dump seem easier.
So anyway, the main issue is my lack of a shit book. Again, another fact which many of you are not aware of - I am a regular shitter. I dump daily, on a healthy day even twice a day. Each dump = 20 minutes. 2 dumps = 40 minutes. As a result, tomorrow I'll be going to the bookstore to pick up my new shit book. OH WAIT, I CANT!
Why again, some of you may ask. Because, I GOT INVITED TO PLAY FOOTBALL!
HAHA SUCKERS!